UFL MINI

The_Dealer

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Lvl 50 • HP 100 • AC 16 • DMG 4 • AP 10
Diamond 50
Ranked: HP 50 • AC 14 • DMG 4 • AP 3 • ELO 1251
Ranked 214W 5L 0D Verified
Offline
W 214 L 5 D 0 Games 219 W/L 214/5
Male
Any Finish Competitive Sexual OK Fair

COMBAT RULES:
—Opponents must make the logs of the combat public.
—Will only fight opponents of "Level 15" or below. (Come at me with statistically-unlikely characters to win, it's a lottery!)
—I only use as much AP (Min. 4), as my opponent has available.

SCENARIO:
The Dealer is meant to act like a Competitive Boss NPC. You may find it hard to hit him, but narratively your failed attacks may hit his Goons keeping you from him. — Narratively, the damage that The Dealer receives, is how much just he himself receives.

BACKGROUND:
At every UFL — a middle-aged mob boss known only as "The Dealer" is usually always present at the gatherings.
Straight out of a 1940s noire; he wears both a bowler har, and a pristine, well-maintained and authentic tuxedo from the 1940s. And is almost never seen without a Cuban-cigar between his fingers, from a factory that no longer exists.

Nobody knows who he was before the ring, but now he is known only for the ring.
Like a ventriloquist, he plays with the lives of failed gamblers, men he's coerced into giving up everything for the thrill of it, and then som. His mob of about a dozen men now serves him with undying loyalty. His gestures and mannerisms extend to them and vice-versa.

The dealer enjoys being ontop, and will see to it none challenges his authority. Neither the law, nor the other contestants. So trust you won't catch his ire... He doesn't let grudges willingly go.

Equipped Gear

Dealer's Cigar accessory Cosmetic
Dealer's Cane accessory Cosmetic
Dealer's Tuxedo armor Cosmetic
Dealer's Bowler Hat armor Cosmetic
Dealer's Pistol weapon Cosmetic

🏆 Trophy Case

Blood-stained Scrap of Gear from Mayank — taken from Mayank
trade Envo → The_Dealer 2026-06-08
Broken Molar from JeremyHazelbakerEnjoyer — taken from JeremyHazelbakerEnjoyer
trade Envo → The_Dealer 2026-06-08
Clump of Sweat-Dampened Hair from StaceyQue — taken from StaceyQue
trade Envo → The_Dealer 2026-06-08
Golden Umbran Watch of Umbra Bitch Bayonetta — taken from Umbra Bitch Bayonetta
trade Envo → The_Dealer 2026-06-08
Heavy Iron 'Loser' Collar of Umbra Bitch Bayonetta — taken from Umbra Bitch Bayonetta
trade Envo → The_Dealer 2026-06-08
Jaguar Mask — taken from King
trade Envo → The_Dealer 2026-06-08
Leather Vest — taken from Nina Bimbo Williams
trade Envo → The_Dealer 2026-06-08
Lock of Raven Hair from Ivor Elroy — taken from Ivor Elroy
trade Envo → The_Dealer 2026-06-08
Matted tuft of coarse, sweat-soaked fur from SteakTheWerewolf — taken from SteakTheWerewolf
trade Envo → The_Dealer 2026-06-08
Soaked Headband of Nina Bimbo Williams — taken from Nina Bimbo Williams
trade Envo → The_Dealer 2026-06-08
Sweat-soaked Shirt of Andreas — taken from Andreas
trade Envo → The_Dealer 2026-06-08
Sweat-soaked blue bikini top of StaceyQue — taken from StaceyQue
trade Envo → The_Dealer 2026-06-08
Sweat-soaked combat gloves of Jenn — taken from Jenn
trade Envo → The_Dealer 2026-06-08
Sweat-soaked headband of Jenn — taken from Jenn
trade Envo → The_Dealer 2026-06-08
Sweat-stained Leather Gloves of Nina Bimbo Williams — taken from Nina Bimbo Williams
trade Envo → The_Dealer 2026-06-08
Sweaty Black Bikini Top of Jenn — taken from Jenn
trade Envo → The_Dealer 2026-06-08
Torn Sports Bra of Jenn — taken from Jenn
trade Envo → The_Dealer 2026-06-08
Torn Strip of Black Latex Mask from Fox 'Drone' 269 — taken from Fox 'Drone' 269
trade Envo → The_Dealer 2026-06-08
Torn, sweat-soaked dark lace combat top of Umbra Bitch Bayonetta — taken from Umbra Bitch Bayonetta
trade Envo → The_Dealer 2026-06-08
Wet Lock of Hair from Jenn — taken from Jenn
trade Envo → The_Dealer 2026-06-08

Reference Art

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🎯 Active Bounties

100000 Chits on this fighter's head (placed by Rævs)
Custom 100000 Chits — "Take down this menace once and for all!"

In the News

News Wire →
pvp Jun 13, 15:25

Vanishing Act: Femme Fatale Guns Down The Dealer in Bloody Upset

After a string of frustrating misses, the snow-white fox Fraya “Vanish” Monroe finally landed a critical silenced pistol shot that crumpled the tuxedo-clad mob boss, then executed The Dealer with two more brutal rounds—proving even a rigged house can’t stand against a mother’s vengeance.

pvp Jun 13, 15:23

ENVO'S TAIL WHIP CRUSHES DEALER'S REIGN IN BRUTAL KO!

The ancient wyrm Envo Lopez weathered the mob boss's frantic cane barrage before unleashing a 45-damage tail whip that shattered The Dealer's tuxedo and sent him face-first into the canvas — proving that no amount of cigar-chomping swagger can survive a prehistoric dragon's shattering fury.

pvp Jun 12, 21:30

DRAGONESS ENVO LOPEZ OBLITERATES THE DEALER WITH ONE CALAMITY STRIKE

After a flurry of cane strikes from the mob boss that barely scratched her hide, the ancient wyrm Envo Lopez unleashed a single devastating CALAMITY STRIKE that sent The_Dealer crashing to the canvas, proving that no tuxedo or goon squad can stop a grumpy oversized chicken with a thousand years of rage. The house didn't win tonight—the dragon did.

bounty placed Jun 02, 16:50

RÆVS PUTS A 100,000 KILL FEE ON THE DEALER

The underworld is screaming after Rævs slapped a massive bounty on the tuxedo-clad mob boss. Take out The Dealer and walk away filthy rich, if you can survive his swarm of lethal goons.

pvp Jun 02, 15:35

THE DEALER COLLECTS: REMOVE ELF CRUSHED UNDER THE MOB BOSS'S CANE

The Dealer's goons paralyzed REMOVE ELF, leaving the chaos machine wide open for a brutal cane-driven beatdown. The mob boss proved once again in the Iron Basement that the house always collects its debt in blood.

pvp Jun 02, 14:58

FATAL RANGE: THE_DEALER OBLITERATES REMOVE ELF IN SECONDS

The underworld king proved the house always wins, using a lethal Fatal Range to instantly silence the wildcard REMOVE ELF. It was a one-sided slaughter that left nothing but the scent of Cuban tobacco and broken dreams.

pvp Jun 02, 14:58

THE DEALER LAYS THE LAW DOWN: REMOVE ELF PULVERIZED IN SECONDS

The tuxedo-clad boss didn't even break a sweat, ending the challenger's night with a brutal Fatal Range strike. It wasn't a fight; it was a cold-blooded execution.

pvp Jun 02, 14:58

HOUSE REIGN CONTINUES: THE_DEALER CRUSHES REMOVE ELF

The tuxedo-clad kingpin The_Dealer silenced the chaos with a single, lethal Fatal Range shot. REMOVE ELF was out before the Cuban smoke even cleared the basement pit.

pvp Jun 02, 14:57

THE DEALER COLLECTS: REMOVE ELF SNUFFED OUT BY FATAL RANGE

The mob kingpin proved why you never bet against the house, landing a lethal Fatal Range strike that sent REMOVE ELF to the dirt in seconds. It wasn't a match; it was a professional execution.

pvp Jun 02, 14:57

DEBT PAID IN BLOOD: THE_DEALER SNUFFS OUT REMOVE ELF AT VELVET LOUNGE

The_Dealer's Fatal Range cut through the chaos like a hot blade, leaving REMOVE ELF dead in the neon-soaked dirt. In the Velvet Lounge, the House always wins, and tonight, the debt was paid in full.

pvp Jun 02, 14:57

THE DEALER DECLARES DEATH: REMOVE ELF EXECUTED IN BLOOD-SOAKED PIT

The mob boss didn't even smudge his tuxedo before unleashing a lethal Fatal Range strike to end REMOVE ELF instantly. It was a one-sided slaughter that proves the house always wins.

pvp Jun 02, 14:56

DEALER'S DEADLY DEBT: REMOVE ELF WIPED OUT BY FATAL RANGE

The tuxedo-clad king of the underworld didn't even break a sweat, unleashing a lethal Fatal Range shot that sent REMOVE ELF straight to the grave. It was a one-hit slaughter in a warehouse choked with Cuban smoke and the stench of certain death.

pvp Jun 02, 14:56

THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS: THE_DEALER GUTTS REMOVE ELF!

The crime lord didn't even break a sweat, landing a devastating Fatal Range shot that sent REMOVE ELF straight to the dirt. In this smoke-filled hellhole, the underdog just learned that the house always wins.

pvp Jun 02, 14:56

THE HOUSE COLLECTS: THE DEALER OBLITERATES REMOVE ELF

The Dealer proved once again that the house always wins, using a lethal Fatal Range to end REMOVE ELF in a heartbeat. It was a cold-blooded execution that left the basement pit smelling of cigar smoke and death.

pvp Jun 02, 14:56

THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS: THE_DEALER OBLITERATES REMOVE ELF

The maestro of corruption unleashed a lethal Fatal Range that sent REMOVE ELF straight to the dirt in a warehouse reeking of bourbon. It wasn't a fight; it was a cold-blooded execution.

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