THE UFL WIRE

bounty collected Aug 15, 03:11

SHARK BLOOD IN THE GUTTER: TALON REAPS THE HALEWATER BOUNTY

Talon's soul-reaving magic ultimately crushed Riley Halewater's savage Pelagic Pummeling. The necromancer walked away with a 500-credit bounty after turning the shark predator into his latest trophy.

bounty collected Aug 14, 15:32

DEADEYE CLAIMS THE KILL: CHEETAH DISSECTED FOR A FAT PAYDAY

The master assassin Deadeye just turned the street-fighting Cheetah into a surgical specimen. The luchadora's run is over, leaving nothing but a massive bounty in the surgeon's blood-stained hands.

bounty collected Aug 13, 02:05

KUGIRO CRUSHES AIKA: FOUR-ARMED BEAST KILLS VAMPIRE HUNTRESS!

The red-skinned brute strangled the young huntress to death, leaving her broken and her womb flooded with his virile seed. Kugiro pocketed a 500 bounty and snatched her shredded skirt as the ultimate trophy of conquest.

bounty collected Aug 13, 00:58

SHARK’S DEADLY PAYDAY: Riley Halewater Slaughters Yakuza’s One-Eye!

The naked predator carved ritual marks into the Yakuza enforcer's chest before breaking her body with a savage breeding blitz. Riley pocketed a 500 chit bounty, leaving Hebi Murasaki dead on the canvas in a pool of blood and seed.

bounty collected Aug 11, 02:22

500 CHIT PAYDAY: TRIAS BUTCHERS MIST AGENT IN SUBWAY SLAUGHTER

Mercenary Trias cashed in a 500 chit bounty by carving through MIST agent Aya Brea in a bloody subway showdown. After a ruthless throat slash left the agent dead, the killer stripped her of her Beretta and MIST badge, leaving her body exposed in the dirt.

bounty collected Aug 10, 23:06

SHARK BLOOD BATH: Riley Halewater Claims 1500 Chits and Hera's Virginity!

After surviving a savage headbutt, the shark unleashed a fatal Crimson Tide to leave the hyena dead and defeated. Riley stripped her fighting gear and pocketed her anal virginity as the ultimate victory trophy.

bounty collected Aug 10, 20:37

DEADEYE DISSECTS HERA FOR MASSIVE PAYDAY

The master assassin known as Deadeye just carved his way to a 1000-buck bounty, leaving the hyena brawler humiliated. Hera's reign was dismantled with the cold, lethal precision of a killer's scalpel.

bounty collected Jul 08, 23:54

AGGREABLE CAR CRUSHES BAYONETTA FOR 500 BLOOD COINS

The Minotaur Axe carved through Umbra Bitch Bayonetta's magic to secure a massive 500 bounty. Aggreable car walks away a legend while the witch's reign ends in a pool of blood.

bounty collected Jul 03, 13:39

SILEX SNUFFS THE SPARK: CITRA'S GLITTERING REIGN ENDS IN BLOOD

The rookie Oni Arcelia Silex just turned a superhero into a payday, brutally dismantling Citra's electric defenses. The Glittering Protector's light has officially gone dark as Silex walks away with the blood-soaked bounty.

bounty collected Jun 20, 00:25

RED BEAST REAPS THE BLOOD MONEY: KUGIRO TAKES DOWN SARA

The four-armed terror Kugiro has officially collected his 1500 bounty, leaving the sadistic Yukihira Sara broken and beaten. Pestilence’s reign of pain ended in the dirt as the red beast cashed in on her downfall.

bounty collected Jun 16, 20:12

KUGIRO CASHES IN: DOSMEL LEFT BROKEN AND STINKING FOR 1000 BUCKS

The four-armed Belly Hell monster Kugiro made Dosmel regret ever stepping into UFL territory, collecting a cool thousand after pummeling the "King of Rotten Smells" into a heap of bruised lard and shattered pride. Dosmel's legendary stench was no match for Kugiro's brutal fists as the red-skinned ogre-half added another pathetic trophy to his collection.

bounty collected Jun 16, 13:13

Aggreable Car Collects $2K Bounty on Kylie Rampart

The Minotaur Axe-wielding hunter made minced meat of the brash Kylie Rampart, collecting a crisp $2,000 for putting the lightweight loudmouth down for the count.

bounty collected Jun 12, 21:15

ANCIENT DRAGONESS ENVO SMOKES VANISH FOX, BAGS 10K BOUNTY

Fraya "Vanish" Monroe’s desperate hunt for redemption ended in a single brutal swing as Envo Lopez’s Calateral Strike caved in her skull, sending the white-furred fox crumpling to the smelting plant floor. The grumpy wyrm collected her 10,000 Chit bounty before the corpse even cooled.

bounty collected Jun 12, 21:11

ENVO LOPEZ SMOKES COLLECTIBLE, POCKETS 1000 CHIT BOUNTY

Envo's first Calateral Strike caved in the shape-shifter's chest before she could blink, and the ancient dragoness collected her 1000 Chit bounty like pocket change—leaving Collectible's promises of post-mortem trophies rotting in the cage dirt.

bounty collected Jun 02, 20:53

TORUNA’S ONE-HIT KILL: COLLECTIBLE DEAD FOR 100 CHITS

The Nordic predator Toruna turned the concrete slaughterhouse into a tomb, executing Collectible instantly with a lethal WAN PANCH. He walked away from the blood-soaked neon haze with a 100 Chit bounty in hand.

bounty collected May 30, 22:01

RED DEMON REAPS THE ROTTEN: KUGIRO OBLITERATES DOSMEL

The four-armed nightmare Kugiro just cashed in his bounty, leaving the stinking carcass of Dosmel in the dirt. The red-skinned butcher proved that no amount of rot can survive his crushing, blood-soaked violence.

bounty collected May 28, 15:26

CHEMICAL CARNAGE: STONE SNATCHES 300 IN TOXIC AMBUSH

Eden 'Overdose' Stone locked the door and drenched Akkla in a lethal, chemical-soaked fatality. The hyena's drug-fueled ambush left the fox for dead, securing a massive 300-credit bounty.

bounty collected May 26, 08:17

PESTILENCE PROFITS! SARA SMASHES OVERDOSE IN CHEMICAL CARNAGE

After surviving a drug-fueled nightmare, Yukihira Sara delivered a bone-shattering Bombing Raid that left Eden 'Overdose' Stone unconscious and drooling. The Pestilence walked out of the pit with a massive 650 chit bounty and a glowing green trophy looted from the hyena's tattered labcoat.

bounty collected May 24, 21:42

KUGIRO CRUSHES STONE'S SPINE AND LOOTS HIS DRUG BELT

The red-skinned butcher Kugiro turned the ring into a slaughterhouse, snapping Eden 'Overdose' Stone's spine before stripping the unconscious hyena of his Belt of 'Goodies.' The chemical-wielding freak was left a broken, tongue-lolling mess as Kugiro walked away with a massive 750 Chit bounty.